Castlevania: You love killing all demonic creatures and have a thing for whips.
Left 4 Dead: You think zombies are alright and welcome the apocalypse if it means you can blast the living dead to pieces with a shotgun.
Pokemon: No matter what PETA says, keeping tiny animals in tinier capsules sounds like a hell of a lot of fun.
Call of Duty: You have only been a gamer for 10 years.
Halo: You still wish your friends could come over to play via system link.
World of Warcraft: Society doesn’t appreciate how important it is to be your guild’s level 85 Healer.
Super Mario Bros. 3: If raccoon tails really let you fly, there would be a lot more dead raccoons.
Tetris: Sometimes being the first is the best.
God of War: You wish you could get ladies as easily as Kratos.
Mortal Kombat: You’re into S&M. A lot.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Letting go, moving on, and accepting defeat are not in your vocabulary.
The Sims: You are always right, you always know what the best choice is for everyone, and you don’t like being told “No.”
Final Fantasy VII: You are not afraid to cry and would immediately deny anyone claiming video games don’t have fantastic stories.
Final Fantasy VIII: Love stories can be cool.
Final Fantasy IX: You are old and like older games.
Final Fantasy X: Whining is the best way to get what you want.
Final Fantasy XI: You’re an MMO hipster.
Half-Life 2: You have incredible patience.
The Legend of Zelda: You blow up and stab just about everything, no matter how suspicious.
Mega Man: You are power hungry and must have all the coolest toys.
Grand Theft Auto: You are not the social outcast society sadly thinks you are.
Street Fighter II: You have a penchant for fine details and are a master of timing.
Street Fighter III: You wish you were this good.
Dance Dance Revolution: This is the real way to dance!
Dance Central: This is the real way to dance!
Farmville: Being a farmer is super fun! You think growing crops and raising livestock is pleasant.
Harvest Moon: Being a farmer is tiring. You think growing crops and raising livestock is excruciating.
Diablo II: Click click click click click click click click click.
Twilight: You don’t play video games.
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