What Your Favorite Video Games Say About You

17 Apr

Castlevania: You love killing all demonic creatures and have a thing for whips.

Left 4 Dead: You think zombies are alright and welcome the apocalypse if it means you can blast the living dead to pieces with a shotgun.

Pokemon: No matter what PETA says, keeping tiny animals in tinier capsules sounds like a hell of a lot of fun.

Call of Duty: You have only been a gamer for 10 years.

Halo: You still wish your friends could come over to play via system link.

World of Warcraft: Society doesn’t appreciate how important it is to be your guild’s level 85 Healer.

Super Mario Bros. 3: If raccoon tails really let you fly, there would be a lot more dead raccoons.

Tetris: Sometimes being the first is the best.

God of War: You wish you could get ladies as easily as Kratos.

Mortal Kombat: You’re into S&M. A lot.

Sonic the Hedgehog: Letting go, moving on, and accepting defeat are not in your vocabulary.

The Sims: You are always right, you always know what the best choice is for everyone, and you don’t like being told “No.”

Final Fantasy VII: You are not afraid to cry and would immediately deny anyone claiming video games don’t have fantastic stories.

Final Fantasy VIII: Love stories can be cool.

Final Fantasy IX: You are old and like older games.

Final Fantasy X: Whining is the best way to get what you want.

Final Fantasy XI: You’re an MMO hipster.

Half-Life 2: You have incredible patience.

The Legend of Zelda: You blow up and stab just about everything, no matter how suspicious.

Mega Man: You are power hungry and must have all the coolest toys.

Grand Theft Auto: You are not the social outcast society sadly thinks you are.

Street Fighter II: You have a penchant for fine details and are a master of timing.

Street Fighter III: You wish you were this good.

Dance Dance Revolution: This is the real way to dance!

Dance Central: This is the real way to dance!

Farmville: Being a farmer is super fun! You think growing crops and raising livestock is pleasant.

Harvest Moon: Being a farmer is tiring. You think growing crops and raising livestock is excruciating.

Diablo II: Click click click click click click click click click.

Twilight: You don’t play video games.

Was your favorite game not on the list? Tell me about it in the comments!



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4 responses to “What Your Favorite Video Games Say About You

  1. John

    04/17/2012 at 3:55 pm

    Fun read. If Final Fantasy XI is the hipster MMO, what is Phantasy Star Online? Also, what would a western rpg such as Skyrim or Mass Effect say about someone?

    • jsicktheslick

      04/17/2012 at 7:54 pm

      Good point about PSO: I actually played that game a ton (200+ hours)!
      Mass Effect or Skyrim, eh. Hmmm….

  2. Eric

    04/20/2012 at 4:50 pm

    That Call of Duty line made me laugh. 😀 Though you may be too generous with ten years…

    • jsicktheslick

      04/20/2012 at 11:01 pm

      You might be right. Perhaps just 5 years would have sufficed :p


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